3 Jul 2009

A Gentleman making a morning call ...

upon a very stingy, but rich old widow, was asked by her in desultory conversation, pour passer le temps

“Do you draw, Mr. Larkins?”

“Oh, in my way I do,” replied that gentleman.

“I should really like to see a specimen,” said the widow.

“Well,” replied the amateur, “just order a bottle of claret, and I’ll see what I can do at a cork, and you may as well tell John to bring up a biseuit, for it’s about lunch-time I fancy.”

The widow did as requested, and gave John orders for a perpetual “not at home,” to Mr. Larkins’s morning calls for the future.